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Don’t drink and drive, we have your size – Coffin sellers to Drivers

A man who sells coffins has taken to Twitter to advertise his business to netizens in an interesting way.  

Identified as Mrbeefy Jnr, the coffin seller advised people never to take alcoholic drinks while driving.

He noted that whoever flouts this directive will end up in his coffin which is inevitably good business for him because no matter your body size, he has the perfect coffin to ‘suit the occasion’.

He tweeted;

”Don’t drink and drive we have your size”

His clever tweet mixed with a touch of paradox has caught on well with several people online.

See the tweet:

 

See some reactions below;

@Godlypagan; A threat

A warning

An advice

All in 1 tweet?

@Daniitee; Man said “Don’t drink and drive, but if you drink and drive we are here for you” Skull

@justizsparky; whatever you do don’t forget that this man is also praying for his daily bread

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